"Oh,
come on, LC."
"I'm not doing this again," Kaidan said firmly. "We pissed off the staff at the steakhouse enough last night."
"Seriously?" Ashley said, leaning forward over her cup of coffee. "Is that what this is about? Stop being such a stick in the mud. I'm the one that's supposed to be hungover right now, and yet I feel like singing!"
Kaidan lifted his own cup and took a long sip of it. "I never should have taught you this song," he said. "Just forget I told you about it in the first place. I'm begging you. On behalf of the barista."
"
From Omega to Mars..."
"Ash, come
on--"
"
From the Council to the seediest bars..."
Kaidan groaned.
"
From the reaches of space to the pillars of asari grace," Ashley continued doggedly, grinning all the while. She didn't care that her coffee was cooling or that last night's tequila was this morning's headache blossoming at the back of her skull. She was too giddy with the joy of being alive again, just for a little while. "
There are battle-worn batarians, lacking in humility... come on, you know how this goes, LC!
Turians a-braggin' about their reach and flexibility... At least smile or something!
The clutter of the cities spreads to the loneliest stars... Come on. Live a little!"
Kaidan eyed her over the edge of his cup. Now it was getting stuck in his head again, damn it all.
"
But no matter what scars you bear--"
He caved.
"
Whatever uniform you wear!" he belted.
"
You can fight like a krogan," she shot back, grinning.
"
Run like a leopard," he supplied, shaking his head,
"
But you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!" they chorused.
"Next verse is yours, sir!"
[[ open! because the commander shepard song is the world's most terrible earworm. ]]