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Taako Tacco ([personal profile] taakosgoodhere) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2017-06-17 09:56 am

Fantasy Costco | Saturday

Taako was a wee bit late to work today, not that he cared much. He had recently discovered Starbucks and had now taken to leaving the island several times a day to get a hold of those sweet, sweet frappes.

Welcome to Fantasy Costco
Item of the Day
Scuttle Buddy
Mechanical beetle that can be used for spying. It will talk to the user but won't have anything interesting to say. The beetle can easily fit through small places and climb walls. The owner can wind it up four times before it breaks
magnusrushesin: (uhh... no?)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Could someone really be late when they set the hours? No. No, they could not.

"Taako," Magnus said, finding a counter to fall against dramatically. Not, like, Taako dramatic, but as much as he could manage. "It's too hot and I don't have my shorts from Refuge."
magnusrushesin: (he's a grump wump)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Rude, Taako. At least give him your second worst one.

Magnus sighed, and glanced down at his own legs. "Maybe. It's like built in AC, right?"

For his penis, you see. The one that existed. Merle.
magnusrushesin: (talking at you)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll take it." And they could wear skirts and start a fashion trend.
magnusrushesin: (smiles)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Which of course meant Magnus had to take a dollop of whipped cream to eat. Because he was only human, Taako.

"They need one of these places on island. Or we need to learn to teleport."

We meaning you, Taako.
magnusrushesin: (is this guy for real)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"No?" Swing and a miss on that deception roll.
magnusrushesin: (nope not liking that)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"One, that's gross. And two, no. He is in a ball." Magnus put the skirt over his shoulder so he could show Steven to him. "Also, it was right there!"
magnusrushesin: (wait what now??)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"Maybe I do."

It was actually pretty possible.
magnusrushesin: (let me roll a charisma check)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"I believe the answer to that is 'Because I'm badass,'" Magnus replied proudly. "I'll get you a new one tomorrow."

Which would be Father's Day and oddly make him think of Merle.
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Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He needed his sugar fix!

"Thank you. It's very... sparkly." He would not pull it off, but he was desperate with this heat.
magnusrushesin: (talking at you)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-17 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Does it have any... magical properties?" Magnus asked, holding it up to his waist.
magnusrushesin: (he's a grump wump)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Magnus sighed dramatically. "At least it goes with the Leapin' Loafers."
magnusrushesin: (uhh... no?)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes? Wait, should I not? Is it like a kilt?"

A super sparkly kilt.
magnusrushesin: (uhh... no?)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
"...when I'm teaching I will." Because that'd be awkward.
magnusrushesin: (talking at you)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Magnus agreed easily. "They did... okay on the carved ducks, at least."

He was being so kind about the horror show of ducks produced.
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Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
"It's the effort that I'm grading them on." He was so earnest about it.

And they couldn't all go with motivational phrases, you know.
magnusrushesin: (smiles)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"You should try teaching," Magnus suggested, only a little guilty over that face.
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Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"You know magic. Some kids there know magic." Look, to him, it was a perfect fit.
magnusrushesin: (smiles)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Angus needed a little toughening up anyway. They were helping him! Like big brothers.

"But he did great with that mage hand in our side adventures with Jess the Beheader!" He was super proud of both you guys.

But if that kid wore a Jeff Angel shirt again, it was going to pop off.
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Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
"He is a nerd," Magnus agreed. "And a bit of a dweeb."

They said with love. Mostly.
magnusrushesin: (he's a grump wump)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"...I have an office I can nap in." He was told he had an office. Had yet to find it.
magnusrushesin: (uhh... no?)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Magnus wrinkled his nose. "I'd look like Brad Bradson."

Which was just traumatizing.
magnusrushesin: (uhh... no?)

Re: Talk to Taako

[personal profile] magnusrushesin 2017-06-18 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh thank Pan he's not here to hear you say that."

Because he would never shut up.