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The Holoscene, Friday
Mae's "civilized" class on Fridays was kind of fun, in that it was entertaining to see what sorts of faces the teacher would make at Mae's attempts to wear gloves. But it was also kind of frustrating and irritating because she was not a Victorian dandy so why did she have to wear gloves?
Why did she have to be civilized, for that matter?
So she was taking her frustrations today out in the Holoscene, beating up holographic trashcans and trash-mans and trash-ladies and trash-non-of-the-aboves with her holographic baseball bat, all while shrieking like a banshee.
It was very theraputic. Mae was thinking she should make start a class. Nina had a class, so she could, too, right? A "How to be beating up holographic things with a baseball bat and screaming like a banshee" class. . . .
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Why did she have to be civilized, for that matter?
So she was taking her frustrations today out in the Holoscene, beating up holographic trashcans and trash-mans and trash-ladies and trash-non-of-the-aboves with her holographic baseball bat, all while shrieking like a banshee.
It was very theraputic. Mae was thinking she should make start a class. Nina had a class, so she could, too, right? A "How to be beating up holographic things with a baseball bat and screaming like a banshee" class. . . .
[open! No OCD, just let me know if you wanna mod a holosuite and not interact]
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So that put Astrid in the perfect position, clearly, to teach Nina how to drive a bus.
Well, actually, it was sort of just a desperate bid to get caught and subsequently kicked out, but since she wanted to just get caught and not get killed...lessons at the Holoscene first, and then they'll work up to the grand theft auto.
So she was there, coming by after her classes when she and Nina had agreed to meet, not entirely sure how this would go, but it wasn't like things could really even get worse for her at this point.
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"You're here, you're here, we can get started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nina was… not concerned about terrible crashing accidents or getting kicked out so, really, this was just fun from start to finish for her.
Including the grand theft auto part.
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"I guess we can," she said with a nod. "Everything set up, then? I have to admit, I don't really know how all of this stuff works..."
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And, really, Astrid was probably not going to be expecting them to drive under water, in space, with the goal of running over planets…
But this was what happened with Mae and Nina talked.
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"I'll definitely have a look," she said, nodding, and trying to remember her driver's ed classes, offered out of a storefront in a strip mall, by a large man who seemed to have trouble breathing even when sitting still. The steering wheel always seemed to be covered in sweat, from himself and the nervous, timid teenagers that took their turns driving around Hollywood and the freeways.
"I mean, I don't know much about cars, but I should be able to tell that it won't just blow up once we turn the ignition or crash the moment we try to turn the wheel."
...she hoped.
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Nina, no.
"Come on, come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We've got the room over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Astrid, no.
"These rooms are supposed to be able to do anything, right?"
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That was a lie and yes, yes Nina was crossing her fingers behind her back as she trailed behind Astrid just enough so that Astrid would get to walk into the room first.
Because Nina desperately wanted to know Astrid's reaction to the incredibly cute, bright, screamingly pink car hanging out on the bottom of an ocean, in space, would be.
"But I would be super down for playing with explosions after!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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And the car...
"Wow." It came out of Astrid before she could really stop it, blinking a little because that was a bright car. "Well, that is..."
Somehow exactly what she was now thinking she should have expected.
"...different from the car I learned how to drive in..."
Just wait until she saw the bus!
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"Well, like, it would be boring to have just a normal street, right?????????????????" Nina said, beaming. "And, like, now we can run over planets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Because that was the goal? Or something?
She was super not sorry, Astrid.
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She couldn't even say that there was probably very little chance of them having to run over a planet, either, because she was back in Fandom now, anything could happen.
"Sure," she said. "And if we start on not-normal streets, then when we get to the normal ones, it'll be a cinch, right?"
She was just going to keep trying to justify it, wasn't she?
"Alright, then," she nodded, started heading for the passenger side door, "let's get started?"
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"We just thought it would be more fun," Nina admitted as she beelined for the driver's seat door and opened it. "Once we agreed that there would be no hitting non-murderous animals but that everything else was okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Astrid may have been having the first tingles of feeling like this might have been a bad idea at the back of her brain while she settled into the passenger side seat, which was oddly, somehow, strangely comforted by the familiarity of seat belt as she reached back almost out of habit.
Had Nina and Mae thought of something like seatbelts, or was the Holoscene just filling in the gaps?
She was leaning toward the latter.
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Like any other normal American teenager her age, really.
It had been nice. Normal. While it lasted.
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"I didn't get my license at sixteen, so that still sounds impressive."
Mae had not yet turned sixteen. But she was right in that she wouldn't be getting a license then.
Or ever.
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Not that she was getting much use out of it in California, either, but that wasn't the point, not really.
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"Cars are kind of extraneous," Mae agreed. She ran everywhere, herself. "But they do look like a lot of fun, if you get to drive them where there aren't any other cars and you can't accidentally hurt anyone. "
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Or a van. How many vans had she been stuffed into and carted around in in the last two years? Too many to want to count.
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"Gross," Mae decided. "Don't they have, like, buses and things?"
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"A car's great, though," she added, "for driving up and down the coast, you know? Long stretches of high way...nothing but sun and sand and water and wind..."
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And she didn't want to disparage Mae's friend or his bike, but she was pretty sure she could give them a pretty good run for their money, in that case.
"I guess you could just program something like it here," she realized, "but I don't think it'd really be the same."
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Mae looked around and shrugged. "I guess not." She totally thought it probably would, but didn't want Astrid to feel bad. "It sounds fun, though. We should totally do that some day."
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Her eyes dropped away for a moment, as she felt like every inch of her awkwardness was being slowly magnified with each second that passed without her saying anything else.
"Are you going to sit in on the lesson?" she eventually asked. "It's probably not going to be very interesting, though."
Said the girl who had yet to hear about the underwater in space with monsters and flattening planet parts yet.
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