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fandomtownies2017-06-19 10:43 am
redhairgoldheart) wrote in fandomtownies2017-06-19 10:43 am
The Arms Hotel, Monday
Mary sat at the front desk, staring at the plate in front of her and trying desperately not to vomit. "No. I am not eating that, Gunther. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen."
Gunther tried explaining again that if other restaurants on the island were serving hamburger pancakes, then he needed to up his game. What better way to re-introduce his signature Guntherburger than to pair it with his signature dessert? Behold the Guntherburger Strudel!
All Mary saw was a massive slab of well-done beef wrapped in puff pastry and slathered in Gunther's infamous henri sauce. "I am not eating that. You know full well that I don't eat red meat," said Mary. "And I don't see how anyone who likes burgers is going to eat that either. You should just go back to normal food."
Apparently that was the worst possible thing she could have said to Gunther. He declared that until Mary ate the Guntherburger and liked it, he would not serve her anything.
"Fine. I haven't been to Sushi Station in a while and I had a craving for salmon skin rolls," said Mary, grabbing her purse. "Also, their food is completely edible!" she yelled at Gunther's back as he stormed off.
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The World Famous Guntherburger
Gunther tried explaining again that if other restaurants on the island were serving hamburger pancakes, then he needed to up his game. What better way to re-introduce his signature Guntherburger than to pair it with his signature dessert? Behold the Guntherburger Strudel!
All Mary saw was a massive slab of well-done beef wrapped in puff pastry and slathered in Gunther's infamous henri sauce. "I am not eating that. You know full well that I don't eat red meat," said Mary. "And I don't see how anyone who likes burgers is going to eat that either. You should just go back to normal food."
Apparently that was the worst possible thing she could have said to Gunther. He declared that until Mary ate the Guntherburger and liked it, he would not serve her anything.
"Fine. I haven't been to Sushi Station in a while and I had a craving for salmon skin rolls," said Mary, grabbing her purse. "Also, their food is completely edible!" she yelled at Gunther's back as he stormed off.
Today's Special:
The World Famous Guntherburger
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