Jeff, God of Biscuits: Lunchtime

[soldtoarmenians]

Xander sought pie. For lo, as his Yahoo news headlines informed him (somewhere about 8 paragraphs below the Buttafuocos/Amy Fisher reunion show), today was National Pie Day, and such an auspicious occasion could not go by without celebration.

Plus Lockheed had totally made him feel guilty for mentioning it and not having any to offer. So in penance, pie.

Plus, you know, PIE.

When he got to the shop, the most glorious sight ever that wasn't a Mountie...hat or Crichton's arms or Faith in a leather bikini greeted him: a sign reading

SALE

Due to Recent Water Balloon Damage,
All Pies Are
Slightly Damp
But No Less Tasty
And 25% off,
Today Only.
Happy Pie Day.


Awh, yeah

Mmm. Pie.
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{Not that Xander's staying once he loads himself down, but open for all your slightly-damp pie purchasing needs.}

Comments

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Lockheed was (at least metaphorically) right behind Xander in the pie line. What a wonderous line it was, too.

Lockheed used his flame to dry his pie before eating it. That only made it better.

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

A damp pie wasn't exactly her idea of heaven, but she figured she could warm it up and dry it off in the heater at Chaucer's for lunch.

Then the dragon flame-dried his pie.

Briefly, Inara thought it would extremely handy to be able to blow fire.

[deadly_little]

This is a consequence of her balloon antics Miho hadn't planned on. Nonetheless, she is very pleased about it.

She enters the shop, carrying enough money for eight pies. The hookers will feast tonight.

[susanofnarnia.livejournal.com]

Susan nods and gives Miho a smile on her way in, surprised and pleased that there's a sale on. "Two pies, please. Apple, and, if you have chocolate?" she asks at the counter.

If they don't want pie in the clinic, the faculty lounge will only benefit.

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

In honor of Pie Day, Victor decided to go get a Pecan Pie. Because, y'know, pecans rock, yo.

He's also watching out for the famous water balloon attacker. He sort of wonders if she likes pecan pie.

[anole-x.livejournal.com]

Not that he knows she's a she, of course. She could easily be a he, or an it, or a sweet transvestite something he hasn't heard of yet. No, that was not the mun making a mistake there. Move along.