Wolfram and Hart, Thurday, OPEN

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Lilah threw her coat over Dru's desk and stomped into her office.

Wincing as she lowered herself into her desk chair, she promptly wrote out an

Subject: You Broke It, You Fix It Update: Fandom
Date: January 26, 2006
From: LMorgan@WolframHart.fandom.org
To: SPartners@WolframHart.org

Attached:SoScrewed.pdf; MedicalBills.doc; ListofDemands.doc.

To the esteemed Senior Partners:

On the way in to the office this morning, I noticed an interesting poster, a photograph of which is attached to this document. If you will recall, this is the woman whose A.I. Wolfram and Hart ordered me to have activated via spellcaster. In case it is not clear from the picture, she is now running for Mayor. It appears likely that, based on her campaign platform, she is likely to win.

Upon her return to normalcy (or what passes for normalcy in this town, anyway), the woman in question paid me a visit. A copy of my medical expenses is attached to this document. I also expect to be reimbursed for my lost time, as I will be unable to speak for several more weeks, due to having my jaw wired shut.

Furthermore, the only reason I was left in one broken, whimpering piece was because she is, at heart, a mercenary. A list of her demands financial requirements is also attached to this document. Please see that they are filled as soon as possible. Later today would be good, tomorrow if absolutely necessary.

However, I would be remiss if I did not mention how deeply disturbed I am by the increased threat to my safety lack of foresight shown by the Senior Partners in this particular matter. As a mercenary, Tex could have very easily been bought onto the side of Wolfram and Hart in any confrontation. Instead, by activating O'Malley, you have earned me her underlying enmity and distrust and it is to be assumed that any future nefarious plots transactions will need to be handled with a greater degree of money care and diplomacy than would have otherwise been required.

Clearly, this is not a benefit to the bottom line and is not beneficial to me Wolfram and Hart as a whole, nor to the Senior Partners in particular. The lack of foresight also signals a possible problem in that department that should be investigated and taken care of. Obviously one of the psychics is on the fritz.

Please advise how you would like me to handle this dramatic change in circumstances.

Also, please feel free to kiss my ass.

Lilah Morgan, Esq.