Outside the Kwik Stop, Saturday afternoon

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Jay and Silent Bob are doing what Jay and Silent Bob do best. Loitering. And Jay is doing what Jay does worst - hitting on women. After Jay's fourth rebuttal of the day and his subsequent hurled profanities, Silent Bob sighed and shook his head, giving Jay a look that communicated the futility of the situation. Jay slumped as he turned back to his hetero lifemate. "Cold, man. Cold. Don't know what's wrong with these chicks. I'm just looking for some love.

Silent Bob rolled his eyes.

Jay smacked him on the arm. "I was being serious!" He took a deep breath and burst into song.

"Anybody can change, dudes, and so can you
When you're ready to start
There's room in your heart for love love love love."

Silent Bob just gave him an odd look. Jay ignored him, swept up in song.

"Anybody can grow, dudes, and you can too
When you're doin' your part
There's room in your heart for love.

"If you want to live, love freely, and you will find
That what you get in trade, my friend, is piece of mind
If you're ready to walk in the sunshine, then open up your heart
Well, open up your mind it's the perfect place to start
Silent Bob!"

Silent Bob did, indeed, take a verse. He chose to perform it, though, entirely through interpretive dance.

Jay bounced enthusiastically.
"Yes! What you're missin' is fun, dudes,
It's sad but true
Walk away from this gloom
There's room in your heart for love love love love!"

Silent Bob let his feelings on the matter known. Again, entirely through interpretive dance.

"Exactly, Silent Bob!

"When your doin' your best, you suddenly blessed with love
If you want to live, love freely, and you will find
That what you get in trade, my friend, is piece of mind
If you're ready to walk in the sunshine, then open up your heart
Well, open up your mind it's the perfect place to start

Start dancing, tubby!"

Silent Bob complied in an enthusiastic and Muppet-like fashion.

"Anybody can change, dudes, and so can you
When you're ready to start
There's room in your heart for love love love!
When you're ready to start
There's room in your heart,
When you're ready to start there's room in your heart for love!"


They both stopped dancing. Jay looked at Silent Bob. "If you ever tell anyone about that, I will hunt you down and kill you, tubby."

Silent Bob spread his hands, disavowing all knowledge of what had gone before. Jay gave him one last glare before turning back to the very important business at hand.

[[The boys are back and mega bonus points to anyone who recognises the song.]]