John was bored and wanted something to do. Then, John realized, you need money to do things in order to stay entertained. Also, a job that didn't require moving all over the bleedin' states, and listening to a megalomaniac could be interesting in itself.

So, when he noticed the Magic Box, he felt intrigued by the name. Then he saw the "Help Wanted" sign, and had to go in. He entered through the front door, looked about, and cleared his throat.

"Uh, I hear you fellas are lookin' for help?"