Turtle winced a little at the idea of Charlie being exposed to Jeff in frantic panic my-girlfriend-is-locked-in-a-closet-and-or-kidnapped mode. However, she was grateful she talked to Jeff about this before Charlie, to better prepare herself for the fact that her best friend probably thought her boyfriend was insane. Which he was. But Turtle had warned her!

"Jeff is just Jeff," she said in defense of that part, shaking her head, "and Angela's just Angela." She looked up toward a clock. "How much time you got? Should I give you the abridged version or the detailed one?"