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fandomtownies2007-10-11 05:12 pm
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OrangeShoeSevenAide, Jerry! It is Open! It is!
JERRY! Jerry, where had they been?! Why, the Jerries had been under their couch, drinking rum! And then they had gone on a starship ride to Antarctica! And then ... and then, Jerry, they had met the penguin queen! And eaten her! With a bit of mint jelly!
And then they had been put in jail by the polar bears for eating the penguin queen. Luckily, they had escaped! The polar bears never expect you to have a dry-erase marker, Jerry! Their fiendish plan had been a rousing success!
And then they had travelled to meet some Oompa-Loompas whom they owed several palm trees to. And the Oompa Loompas had been willing to extend the terms of the lease until Febtober of next spring!
And then they had met the Oompa Loompa queen, and eaten her! Which went over less well with the Oompa Loompas.
It was a long and sordid tale, and they were more than happy to share it with any passers-by who passered-by. Should they remember any of it. Which they didn't. But they didn't know that they didn't, so they'd be more than happy to make it up and convince themselves that that was what happened instead. They were the Jerries, after all.
OrangeShoeSevenAide was open. Be afraid.
(I know, it's been way too long. For the newbies: all you need to know is that Jerry and Jerry are insane - literally, not taking the meds, voices in their heads, crazy - and there's nothing in the store you'd want to buy, and you can't buy things here anyway. Stealing and confusion are always good should you actually want any of the random crap around the store. Here's a better explanation, and don't forget the list of items here. Or as we usually do it:
info | items | insanity )
And then they had been put in jail by the polar bears for eating the penguin queen. Luckily, they had escaped! The polar bears never expect you to have a dry-erase marker, Jerry! Their fiendish plan had been a rousing success!
And then they had travelled to meet some Oompa-Loompas whom they owed several palm trees to. And the Oompa Loompas had been willing to extend the terms of the lease until Febtober of next spring!
And then they had met the Oompa Loompa queen, and eaten her! Which went over less well with the Oompa Loompas.
It was a long and sordid tale, and they were more than happy to share it with any passers-by who passered-by. Should they remember any of it. Which they didn't. But they didn't know that they didn't, so they'd be more than happy to make it up and convince themselves that that was what happened instead. They were the Jerries, after all.
OrangeShoeSevenAide was open. Be afraid.
(I know, it's been way too long. For the newbies: all you need to know is that Jerry and Jerry are insane - literally, not taking the meds, voices in their heads, crazy - and there's nothing in the store you'd want to buy, and you can't buy things here anyway. Stealing and confusion are always good should you actually want any of the random crap around the store. Here's a better explanation, and don't forget the list of items here. Or as we usually do it:
info | items | insanity )