fandomtownies | Freelance Police HQ, Sunday

With his first meeting as a member of Fight Club later, Kyle figured that today would be a good day to inspect his weapons and make sure they were all in good shape. What this basically amounted to was a man with a frankly terrifying amount of explosives, blaster ammo, and only a couple guns on his desk looking at everything and trying to decide how many stormtroopers they could take out if necessary.

The answer was, of course, "a lot, especially if the mines were placed properly."

Truly, this was the kind of guy you wanted solving any cases you might have involving giant balls of twine.

[OOC: No OCD here, either. There's football on and I'm too distracted watching my two fantasy leagues.]