"You're not missing out," Cindy assured him. "The ones who tell you otherwise are wrong. I promise. And this isn't some kind of snobby aesthetic thing, either. I like a movie with explosions just as much as the next girl. But sitcoms..." She shook her head. "They're all foolish situations that could be avoided if people just sat down and talked to one another. It annoys me."

...Said the spy.