Atlas Gym | Friday

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Over the last few months at the gym, John had come to realize this was so not his calling in life. Jumping around in front of a crowd, encouraging them to lift their knees higher as they bounced about in leotards was just not...cool.

After leading cardio funk, John had showered and set up at the desk, prepared to lie if anyone tried to recognize him from the class.

[OCD ran off in embarrassment]