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fandomtownies2011-12-15 07:09 pm
walkswithcoyote) wrote in fandomtownies2011-12-15 07:09 pm
MCA #1: Thursday around twilight
After a great deal of stealthing around to make sure there was no one watching, a coyote wearing a pretty purple collar and with a screwdriver in her mouth quickly made her way to the back door of the apartment building and ducked behind a bush by the door. From there a hand snaked out to open the door and seconds later the coyote was loping up the stairs to the apartment of a certain Jamie Madrox.
At his door, after checking the scents to make sure she was still alone, the coyote shifted into a not-so-much clothed Mercy Thompson. She undid the pretty flowered purple collar from around her neck and took out the lock picks duct taped to it. After a few nervous moments (and two verses of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall hummed under her breath) she was inside with her screwdriver.
It took a lot less time than one might think to remove the doorknobs from every door in the apartment and lay them out on the kitchen table. For good measure she took all the knobs and pulls off the kitchen cabinets and drawers and laid those out too.
The last knob was that to the front door and once that was off and placed on the table, a small and very happy coyote carrying a screwdriver pushed her way out the door, hurried down the steps and disappeared out the back door and into the woods.
Ah, revenge was sweet!
[Door knob removal done with permission of the occupant, squirrels have been bribed to not report who did this, but can report what happened and that a screwdriver carrying coyote was seen in the area.]
At his door, after checking the scents to make sure she was still alone, the coyote shifted into a not-so-much clothed Mercy Thompson. She undid the pretty flowered purple collar from around her neck and took out the lock picks duct taped to it. After a few nervous moments (and two verses of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall hummed under her breath) she was inside with her screwdriver.
It took a lot less time than one might think to remove the doorknobs from every door in the apartment and lay them out on the kitchen table. For good measure she took all the knobs and pulls off the kitchen cabinets and drawers and laid those out too.
The last knob was that to the front door and once that was off and placed on the table, a small and very happy coyote carrying a screwdriver pushed her way out the door, hurried down the steps and disappeared out the back door and into the woods.
Ah, revenge was sweet!
[Door knob removal done with permission of the occupant, squirrels have been bribed to not report who did this, but can report what happened and that a screwdriver carrying coyote was seen in the area.]