http://regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-12-30 04:16 pm

'Dite's Decadent Delights, Friday afternoon

After hitting the newbie picnic and hawking coupons, Kenzi bounced over to work and settled in, with a new sign.

DISCOUNT DAY TO ALL NEWBIES
IF YOU ARE A VIRGIN, WE CAN HELP!
IF YOU AREN'T, WE CAN HELP!
IF YOU ARE NOT SURE, YOU REALLY NEED HELP.

C'MON IN! LIVE AND LEARN!


There were obscene chocolate lollipops, anatomically correct gummies, and hard candy that was... yeah, anyway.

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