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Caritas, Thursday evening (1/5)

Kenzi had another new sign up.

Need booze after your first week of classes?
Half-off if you tell me how crazy your teacher is!

[ooc: OCD up, and I'm around!]

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Are happy to no longer be playing holiday songs.

Kenzi has a variety of Jell-O molds ready to go here. Also, gummies soaked in booze!

If you want a little privacy.

If you want to watch whatever sport the TV remote lands on.

In a lecture from 8pm-9pm EST, but around before and after most definitely.

Hercules sat down and pointed at his sign.

"Any deals for the crazy teachers?" he asked.

"Of course!" Kenzi offered him the bowl of alcohol-soaked gummies. (http://www.instructables.com/id/Drunken-Gummies-Vodka-Infused-Gummi-Bears/) "Although I reserve the right to tell you it's not crazy enough until it is."

Hercules snagged one of the gummies and chewed.

"Are we going on a scale from... zero to Deadpool?" he asked.

"That seems fair," Kenzi agreed, pouring herself a Diet Coke. "So? How crazy are your students?"

"I have the Norse god of trickery, who apparently has been turned into a teenager," Hercules said. That was pretty much his trump card.

"Wait, that guy is for real, the god of tricks?" Kenzi asked, reaching for a drunk gummi bear. "Seriously? I know Alex hates him and Vice Principal Deadpool was warning about him and so was Mr. Madrox, but..."

"I know his brother," Hercules said, totally casual. "So he's as for real as I am. And moreso, I think. I do not believe he has been made mortal. Only tiny."

"So when he was whining while Alex was punching him, that was an act? Or can he be hurt, but just not killinated?" Kenzi poured Herc a pitcher of beer and said, "Half price, as promised."

"Actually, he probably can be killed," Hercules said. "Gods die surprisingly often in our world. But luckily death can be a bit of a revolving door. I've done it before myself," Hercules said, taking a drink directly from the pitcher.

"You are a fine server, Miss Kenzi."

Kenzi saluted him with a candy bear and said, "Thank you! I accept tips, too... I'll keep the resurrection thing in mind. Not that I'm planning anything. Just a good thing to know. Hey, how do you get resurrected?" It might come in handy to know!

"In my case, it was an act of Zeus," Hercules said. "For others, I am not so sure. I believe there is a new teacher, eye-laser guy. His wife does it all the time."

He put a twenty on the bar and was not expecting any change.

Kenzi was very okay with that! And turned that crisp twenty into another pitcher!

"Okay, that's just freaky," Kenzi said, contemplating that as she nibbled another gummy. "Why would someone keep doing that? So weird. Pick one! Alive or dead!"

"Well... the X-people are quite good at becoming, well, ex-people," Hercules said with a laugh.

It was a good thing Warren or Bobby weren't around to smack him for that one.

And really, the Avengers didn't have much better of a track record.

"X-People?" Kenzi cocked her head, nudging the bowl of gummies toward Herc. "What's the X stand for?"

Hercules grabbed another couple gummies.

"You know, I don't think I actually know," Hercules said. "It has something to do with being a mutant, I think."

"But not Loki," Kenzi felt compelled to clarify. "Who's a mini-god. Or something."

"Asgardian," Hercules said with a wave of the hand. "They're very different. Mutants are just mortals born with extra powers. Like Warren or B--." he realized mid-word that he wasn't supposed to out his little icy friend "--eau Bridges."

It wasn't the best cover, no.

Kenzi gave him a bland look. "So some old-time actor guy is a mutant? What's his superpower? Eyebrow action?"

"He can digest glass," Hercules said, not missing a beat. "Not all mutants are superheroes. There's one girl who can only talk to squirrels."

Who admittedly was actually a pretty darn good superhero, actually.

"She would clean up around here," Kenzi observed. "Seriously! She could corner the market on booze for the little guys. I mean, granted, I worked out a deal with just sign language and a lot of sake, but still."

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