Jono glanced back toward Jamie, looking at Jan as he pointed to her, and then taking a deep breath and nodding. He still looked fairly irritated. The flossing comment had rubbed him the wrong way, and now it was going to rankle for days.

But shitfaced drunk sounded like a pretty good option right about then, too.

"... I think I can live with that," he decided. "But if it's American, I'm not touching it."