Bo Jones. Or maybe Dennis. (
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fandomtownies2012-06-16 08:06 pm
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The Devil's Nest: Saturday, June 16
Like several others in town today, Bo had a book on the counter as she worked.
Unlike most of them, the title had nothing to do with gradations of hue, unless you judged Pixies, Peris and Phoukas by the color of their wings and/or hooves, which Bo did not, though she did kind of wonder if maybe there was some of the last one in her ancestry somewhere and that would explain how the island was nice enough to let her keep her boots when she turned into a pony.
Tiny, on the other huge, vise-like hand? Allllll about the hues.
Which would have been fine with Bo -- fine but OH so JUDGING YOU, TINY -- if he hadn't been flipping through and reading it out loud.
"I hate you, and that's not even physically possible unless he had three arms and a prehensile tail!"
And no, she did not deserve it for last week. No one deserved this. Especially not page eighty-three.
"And it wouldn't be sexy even if he did!"
Tiny chortling sounded like an earthquake in rockslide country.
[THAT BOOK. IT IS IN MY LOCAL FRIGGIN' SUPERMARKET WHY.]
Unlike most of them, the title had nothing to do with gradations of hue, unless you judged Pixies, Peris and Phoukas by the color of their wings and/or hooves, which Bo did not, though she did kind of wonder if maybe there was some of the last one in her ancestry somewhere and that would explain how the island was nice enough to let her keep her boots when she turned into a pony.
Tiny, on the other huge, vise-like hand? Allllll about the hues.
Which would have been fine with Bo -- fine but OH so JUDGING YOU, TINY -- if he hadn't been flipping through and reading it out loud.
"I hate you, and that's not even physically possible unless he had three arms and a prehensile tail!"
And no, she did not deserve it for last week. No one deserved this. Especially not page eighty-three.
"And it wouldn't be sexy even if he did!"
Tiny chortling sounded like an earthquake in rockslide country.
[THAT BOOK. IT IS IN MY LOCAL FRIGGIN' SUPERMARKET WHY.]
