JGOB, Tuesday Morning

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Before a morning of harassing the citizenry and making sure they were keeping in line, a demon needed a hearty breakfast. So Bel was stopping for JGoB for some sustenance.

Of course, Fandom had other ideas, and as he reached for the door to pull it open, he just had to pause and break into song:

When I walk on by, girl's be lookin' like damn he fly
I pimp to be beat
Walkin down the street in my new lafreak
Yeah, this is how I roll
Animal print pants, out of control
It's Redfoo with the big ass fro
And like Bruce Lee, I rock the club, yo!

Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it

Yeah
When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off
And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks (what)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get serviced (watch)

Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
I work out

When I walk in the spot (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they staring at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it
I'm sexy and I know it...

Check it out
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah, yeah
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man
Yeah
I'm sexy and I know it

Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... Girl look at that body
Ah... I work out

Yeah I'm sexy and I know it!

A lesser man might have facepalmed. Bel just shrugged and smirked when he was done. Accurate.

[ooc: Open! Though I'm at work with a sore hand so SP might be a thing. FYI Bel is pretending to be loyalist, but a select few know he's actually Team White Hat. If you want to know just poke me first to make sure it's all good.

(And yes, he did do the appropriate dance moves. ;) ]