http://all-the-news.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] all-the-news.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2012-08-01 10:54 pm

Fandom Island Gazette, Special Wednesday Edition

Carl set the last stack of papers on his desk. He'd managed to con convince some local kids to carry some to various businesses already, so this stack was in case anyone came in. Sure they were late, but there was some content today!

Sort of. He took a seat and scanned his personal copy...

To the woman with the hat - Sorry I ate your cat.
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Ms Ida and everyone - I hope the office came back unburned, and thank you for all you do for the school. IT IS TOTALLY EXHAUSTING! - M. Akatsutsumi
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WE ARE NOT REALLY MARRIED! QUIT STALKING ME! singed, you know who.
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If you were in any way harmed by an archer during the events of last week, please see Clint Barton at the Atlas Gym so apologies and offers in exchange for forgiveness can be made.

(Also, if you misplaced a bow, I have it and would like to make sure it gets back to you. Please come see me!)
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Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other ever again. I know it didn't happen, but it did.
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Suddenly Carl's eyes snapped open. "I mispelled a word?!"




[ooc: Sorry it's so late! RL happened, despite all I tried.]