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fandomtownies2012-11-17 02:15 pm
lovemykilt) wrote in fandomtownies2012-11-17 02:15 pm
Cafe Luke's, Saturday
The cook, the dishwasher, and the busboy weren't exactly cowering at the back of the kitchen. They were just strategically distancing themselves from the tantrum Priestly was throwing at the front of the kitchen.
"Serioiusly?!" Priestly crowed. "Seriously! How the hell did I burn water?"
"Technically," the cook said, "you didn't burn it. You just got distracted and let it all boil away."
"Not helping!" Priestly cradled his bandaged hand to his chest and looked disconsolately at the incredibly unevenly chopped lettuce on the counter.
"Also," the cook said. "You're trying to chop iceburg lettuce on a bare counter top for an omelet."
". . . You're not supposed to do that?"
The cook and dishwasher shared and look, then the cook stepped forward. "Heeeeeeeey boss, why don't you just let me cover the --"
"IF I CAN'T COOK, NO ONE COOKS!" Priestly threw up his hands and sent jagged pieces of chopped iceburg lettuce violently into the air.
"Yeeeeeeeah," the cook said. "I'm going to need the weekend off."
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"Serioiusly?!" Priestly crowed. "Seriously! How the hell did I burn water?"
"Technically," the cook said, "you didn't burn it. You just got distracted and let it all boil away."
"Not helping!" Priestly cradled his bandaged hand to his chest and looked disconsolately at the incredibly unevenly chopped lettuce on the counter.
"Also," the cook said. "You're trying to chop iceburg lettuce on a bare counter top for an omelet."
". . . You're not supposed to do that?"
The cook and dishwasher shared and look, then the cook stepped forward. "Heeeeeeeey boss, why don't you just let me cover the --"
"IF I CAN'T COOK, NO ONE COOKS!" Priestly threw up his hands and sent jagged pieces of chopped iceburg lettuce violently into the air.
"Yeeeeeeeah," the cook said. "I'm going to need the weekend off."
Salad bar
Now hiring! Most shifts available!
Luke's was open.