As a good friend, there was only one thing to do in this situation: pull out her phone and start recording. While speaking in a faux-Australian accent.
"What we 'ave 'ere are two wild gremlin-bit males in their natural 'abitat," she intoned. "Crikey! Look at their displays. Must be some kind of awkward mating behavior, wot?"
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"What we 'ave 'ere are two wild gremlin-bit males in their natural 'abitat," she intoned. "Crikey! Look at their displays. Must be some kind of awkward mating behavior, wot?"