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fandomtownies2013-08-18 12:17 pm
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Town Hall, Sunday
"It is nine PM," Ron said, "On a Sunday."
His assistant blinked. "Yes," she said, "It is."
"Why am I here?" he asked pointedly.
She held up a clipboard. "The previous mayor always oversaw our clean-up efforts," she said smoothly. "Our crew from the Department of Invasion Clean-Up will be here any moment now for your instructions--"
Ron frowned at her. "They are the Invasion Clean-Up Department," he said. "Let them clean up after the invasion." Beat. "Wait, do we fund this?"
"They're a part of Fandom municipal government, sir," she said. "Of course we do."
"Hm," Ron said.
"Sir?" she asked. "Is anything the matter?"
"You would think that there was some kind of company on this island that could take care of this," he said. "There must be a good deal of money in post-invasion clean-up. However, since we are currently holding the monopoly on such activities, we are directly responsible for undermining the free market."
The assistant sighed. "Clean-up crew arrives in thirty minutes," she said. "I'll order you some burgers."
"Hm," Ron said, sinking into his chair and glaring at her. He missed being deaf already.
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His assistant blinked. "Yes," she said, "It is."
"Why am I here?" he asked pointedly.
She held up a clipboard. "The previous mayor always oversaw our clean-up efforts," she said smoothly. "Our crew from the Department of Invasion Clean-Up will be here any moment now for your instructions--"
Ron frowned at her. "They are the Invasion Clean-Up Department," he said. "Let them clean up after the invasion." Beat. "Wait, do we fund this?"
"They're a part of Fandom municipal government, sir," she said. "Of course we do."
"Hm," Ron said.
"Sir?" she asked. "Is anything the matter?"
"You would think that there was some kind of company on this island that could take care of this," he said. "There must be a good deal of money in post-invasion clean-up. However, since we are currently holding the monopoly on such activities, we are directly responsible for undermining the free market."
The assistant sighed. "Clean-up crew arrives in thirty minutes," she said. "I'll order you some burgers."
"Hm," Ron said, sinking into his chair and glaring at her. He missed being deaf already.
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