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fandomtownies2016-08-31 01:35 pm
hollywoostar) wrote in fandomtownies2016-08-31 01:35 pm
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The Perk, Wednesday afternoon
Mr. Peanutbutter was a little disconcerted by Fandom. It was such a small town! He thought he knew small towns, growing up on the Labrador Peninsula, but those small towns had a lot more . . . space. Plus, he'd been promised squirrel paparazzi, but he hadn't spotted a single flash in his peripheral vision. Not even when he'd deliberately gone out for coffee in his ugliest, loungiest lounge-around outfit!
So now he was just stuck at this weird little non-Starbucks coffee shop where the baristas were barely even giving him ironic glares, wearing his ugliest, loungiest grey v-neck t-shirt and blue sports pants with white piping. At least he could tell Diane that he went to an Independent Cafe and supported a Small Business. She'd definitely tell him what a good boy he was for that.
"No -- I don't need it in a bowl. Just a cup. A regular coffee cup. You know, with the plastic lid and -- alright, a mug will do fine. No, it doesn't need to be a really big shallow mug -- alright, alright, you're the professional. I suppose you know best."
He was Unimpressed by this particular Small Business. This was definitely going on his Yelp review.
[I told you he'd get more than one thread eventually! Open!]
So now he was just stuck at this weird little non-Starbucks coffee shop where the baristas were barely even giving him ironic glares, wearing his ugliest, loungiest grey v-neck t-shirt and blue sports pants with white piping. At least he could tell Diane that he went to an Independent Cafe and supported a Small Business. She'd definitely tell him what a good boy he was for that.
"No -- I don't need it in a bowl. Just a cup. A regular coffee cup. You know, with the plastic lid and -- alright, a mug will do fine. No, it doesn't need to be a really big shallow mug -- alright, alright, you're the professional. I suppose you know best."
He was Unimpressed by this particular Small Business. This was definitely going on his Yelp review.
[I told you he'd get more than one thread eventually! Open!]