"And I wound up here on my way to work. The company vehicle is still parked on top of the damn apartment I'm living in, mostly out of fuel." Serves him right, only filling up enough for a round trip from Gorse to Cynda and back, he supposed. Not that any amount of fuel that he could carry on that old junk heap could get him all the way to his own galaxy without benefit of Portalocity intervention.

... Especially since he was from that 'long time ago' that went with the 'galaxy far, far away' part. It was right there in the opening scroll.

"It hasn't been all bad, I suppose. Not that I'm a huge fan of randomly becoming a teenager again or anything like that. But for the most part, it seems quiet here."