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vdistinctive) wrote in
fandomtownies2016-11-07 01:32 pm
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Luke's, Monday
"Because half the folks on this island ain't even from Earth, much less from a version of the US that's havin' an election right now."
"But --"
"Look, I get it. Elections are stressful even when one of the candidates ain't likely to have you and your friends murdered. But givin' free lunch to people who've voted is gonna alienate too many customers."
The cook sighed, looking entirely crestfallen. Eliot patted him reassuringly and awkwardly on the shoulder.
"Well, can we at least make all the specials out of stale cheetos?"
"No," Eliot said. "Because that's disgusting."
Today's specials
Grilled lamb kebabs with cumin and cinnamon
Spinach and dumpling squash salad
Basboosa
Luke's was open.
"But --"
"Look, I get it. Elections are stressful even when one of the candidates ain't likely to have you and your friends murdered. But givin' free lunch to people who've voted is gonna alienate too many customers."
The cook sighed, looking entirely crestfallen. Eliot patted him reassuringly and awkwardly on the shoulder.
"Well, can we at least make all the specials out of stale cheetos?"
"No," Eliot said. "Because that's disgusting."
Grilled lamb kebabs with cumin and cinnamon
Spinach and dumpling squash salad
Basboosa
Luke's was open.

Mod your service
Talk to Eliot
OOC
I am so ready for this election to be done.