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geniuswithasmartphone ([personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2017-03-30 01:07 am
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Luke's Diner, Thursday

Hardison hadn't dropped by the diner last week and he was hoping that by this point, the staff had given up on the musical numbers. Walking into Luke's, he saw the staff dressed up like urchins, sitting around a table. As soon as he walked in they looked at him accusingly and the busboy walked over, holding out a metal bowl. "Please sir," he said, looking at Hardison beseechingly. "I want some more."

"I so don't wanna be involved in this," Hardison sighed.

The staff didn't care, launching into song. "Is it worth the waiting for? If we live till eighty four all we ever get is gruel! Every day we say our prayer--will they change the bill of fare? Still we get the same old gruel!"

"Do y'all do this to Eliot? Or Kenzi?" Hardison asked as they started with some complex choreography centered around the tin bowls. "Or is this somethin' special y'all just save for me?"

Today's Specials
Pease Pudding and Traditional Saveloys
Cold Jelly(ed Eels) and Custard
Peaches and Cream


"Food glorious food! We're anxious to try it. Three banquets a day, our favorite diet. Just picture a great big steak!
Fried, roasted, or stewed..."

"Anyone 'round here ruinin' a steak by stewin' it is gonna answer to me," Hardison grumbled, pulling out his computer to drown them out.

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