Sparkle's eyes went a little wider, there.

"Oh god," he muttered, and then shook his head. "I would really, really rather he didn't? I mean, unless he wants to, like, I guess that's his right? But I don't do well in captivity."

And his roomie would probably bust him out by the end of the day and then he'd never live down that he'd been taken in by the troopers, the most useless law enforcement the multiverse had ever seen.