"Augh," Kaidan laughed, "He already got me with that whole third-date thing. I didn't even know that was a thing! I don't think it's a thing where I'm from."

Yes it was. Kaidan was just poorly socialized.

"And not so much with the handling of the squishies, no," Kaidan shook his head, "He can dial back the deliberate snark but his tone of voice is just sarcasm all the way. He can't help it, it's just kind of how Turians sound." A beat, "And they usually are being sarcastic, so there's that."