"Pi-kaaaaaa," the little mouse complained. Spark just grinned a little, reaching out to pinch his cute little cheek. Pikachu gave him a small electric shock for his trouble, earning a but of a sheepish laugh.

"This little guy is a Pikachu," he explained, turning a smile toward Hernando. "An electric mouse Pokémon. And we're looking for the perfect hat to compliment his silky smooth coat."

Which was, predictably, yellow. Like there was a theme here.