Well, that was all certainly...a lot, and seemed rather...circumstantial, and really not too terribly helpful or applicable. But still, Sidon listened intently, thoughtfully, one clawed finger tucked against his chin as he nodded here and there and considered it all with the utmost gravity.

"I...see," he finally said, slowly. "We've trie da special sword called the Sword the Seals the Darkness and a great and powerful ancient magic derived from the Goddess Hylia herself, as well as four mighty Divine Beasts wrought from ancient technology and piloted by the strongest warriors in all the realm, but it still was not quite enough. They say the Princess still holds the Calamity at bay deep within the confines of Hyrule Castle, so there may still be a chance!" He smiled a bit at that, the relentless posivity shining through, and then he laughed a little, pumping his fist. "Yes! She may still have the chance to rip Calamity Ganon to shreds, although it would be ideal if she could skip the whole trying to kill the rest of everybody in the meantime."

And, almost as if his thought process was just leaping like a hot-footed frog from each detail of Eliot's tale to the next, he then simply had to ask, "What's a cacodemon?"