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Diego Hargreeves ([personal profile] knife_bender) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-07-16 07:44 am

Trooper Station | Saturday

Ralph and Calvin were being super annoying today so Diego had sent them out to go look for more gross portals, since that had apparently been a thing on Tuesday. Did the think those portals existed? No. But would it keep Ralph and Calvin out of his beautiful hair for the rest of the day? Absolutely.

Now he could sit here in peace and do...well, absolutely nothing.

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grenadesandohana: (neg: squintyface)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do I want to know why Calvin and Ralph are sulking through town?" Steve asked as he came into the office.

grenadesandohana: (neg: i was totally right stop yelling om)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wet portals?" Steve repeated. "That sounds gross."
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: yes dear)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"That makes much more sense," Steve said. "They have even less to do than we do."
grenadesandohana: (pos: grinning)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve snickered. "I can get on board with that," he agreed. "I think the clinic's gone nuts and is now hiring crabs or something."
grenadesandohana: (neu: jawline)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve frowned thoughtfully. "That doesn't seem that hygienic," he said. "Maybe it gives shots?"
grenadesandohana: (neg: are you damaged or something)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think so, but squirrels are around here writing notes, so there's something weird going on," Steve said.
grenadesandohana: (mcdanno: yes dear)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Could there be a car chase, though?

"I think that's just our brains trying to save us from ourselves," Steve decided.
grenadesandohana: (pos: grinning)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mine too," Steve agreed. "But then I explain something about our jobs to a new person and realize I've adapted a lot more than I think I have."
grenadesandohana: (pos: grinning)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"I like the look I get when I tell them I've brought multiple raccoons in for questioning," Steve admitted.
grenadesandohana: (Default)

[personal profile] grenadesandohana 2022-07-16 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Exactly," Steve said, thrilled that Diego understood. "It's this or a movie or something, and the theater is never showing anything new."