"My grampa was a pickle in one of our group family sessions," Summer informed him. "And my mom's space clone blew up her office once. I think she can handle..."

She grabbed a bag at random, turning it toward her read it, "That time I made myself giant on accident trying to have bigger boobs for prom and then my mom literally turned me inside out.' Oh, wait, we already covered that, what's some more recent trauma? Where's me freaking out because it's almost my two year anniversary and I'm only twenty-two and what if I'm wasting some primo dating years by settling down too early? Oh! There is is!"

She held it up proudly.

It was turquoise!