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fandomtownies2022-09-02 10:27 am
designateddadfriend) wrote in fandomtownies2022-09-02 10:27 am
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Fandom Fire Station, Friday
The fire station was on fire. The fire station. Was on fire. Travis had already spent his entire morning putting out various fires around the station, yelling about how much he hated irony. Especially when his fire extinguisher kept catching fire, too.
And of course, nothing was helped by the station alarm constantly blaring, the way it would -- he presumed -- if there was an actual fire emergency in town. Only instead of telling him what trucks were needed, or anything else useful, it just kept saying "There is absolutely no cause for alarm" when clearly there was cause for alarm. Because everything was on fire and also if there was no cause for alarm why was the alarm going off?
"The wings are not on fire."
"What wings?!"
[open! Insp 1, Insp 2]
And of course, nothing was helped by the station alarm constantly blaring, the way it would -- he presumed -- if there was an actual fire emergency in town. Only instead of telling him what trucks were needed, or anything else useful, it just kept saying "There is absolutely no cause for alarm" when clearly there was cause for alarm. Because everything was on fire and also if there was no cause for alarm why was the alarm going off?
"The wings are not on fire."
"What wings?!"
[open! Insp 1, Insp 2]