Llewellyn Watts (
pocketpretzels) wrote in
fandomtownies2023-06-08 09:57 pm
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Trooper Station, Friday
Of course the moment Watts sat down at his desk, the phone rang.
"Hello."
"Sir, you need to- you need to slow down."
"Are they your rocks?"
"I see. Then I'm afraid that's not actually a crime."
"Yes, I agree it's somewhat strange, but again: not actually a crime. I'm afraid your neighbour is perfectly within their rights to smash the rocks in their yard with a pickaxe if they so choose."
"Hello."
"Sir, you need to- you need to slow down."
"Are they your rocks?"
"I see. Then I'm afraid that's not actually a crime."
"Yes, I agree it's somewhat strange, but again: not actually a crime. I'm afraid your neighbour is perfectly within their rights to smash the rocks in their yard with a pickaxe if they so choose."

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