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Travis Li Montgomery ([personal profile] designateddadfriend) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2023-12-15 10:34 am

Fandom Fire Station, Friday

"No, look -- I understand the island just does things that we have no control over. I've been here for years." Travis rubbed his eyes, regretting his entire life. On the other end of the phone, the NPC city maintenance worker was probably doing exactly the same thing. "I'm just saying, someone should probably make the sure the fire suppression systems aren't spitting out mulled wine today."

He leaned back in his chair, making screaming motions at the ceiling.

"Yeah, weirdly enough 'things probably won't catch fire today' isn't actually reassuring." Probie trotted over and rested her head on his knee, sensing his frustration. "Because that's exactly when things do catch fire! So maybe having some kind of back up system in the event of 'the municipal water supply is currently alcoholic' isn't a bad idea?!"

The screaming motions turned to choking motions.

"Then whose job is it? Don't you dare say it's mine."

This was going to be an unbearable day.

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