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redhairgoldheart ([personal profile] redhairgoldheart) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2024-05-13 06:21 am

The Arms Hotel, Monday

Guests checking into the hotel today might want to use caution approaching the front desk. On top of the desk were three gremlins, dressed in low-cut sequined dresses and performing a burlesque number.

In the far corner of the lobby, Mary was dressed in a hotel bathrobe and plush slippers. She was armed with a broom and keeping a wary distance from the front desk. "I can't believe I've made it this long without getting bitten only for gremlins to steal all my clothes!" she yelled at Gunther, who was hiding in the entrance to the kitchen.

Welcome To The Arms Hotel
We Cannot Guarantee That Rooms Are Gremlin-Free

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