"No, Dean," said Summer, rolling her eyes, "I'm just a person who appreciates a little drama and anticipation and a good reveal.

"Ugh," her nose wrinkled, "but my dad is one of those people. There was one Christmas when he tried to insist that no one could even touch their phones so that we could 'actually connect like humans and not robots.' Well, that was the Christmas he learned that is parents were in a kinky cuckolding throuple and a giant vagrant Santa Claus exploded and rained his guts all over the city, so he sure learned that lesson pretty quickly."

What. You were the one who brought up her family, Dean, sooo....