The Old Firm, Open for Business

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::the sign on the door of The Old Firm has been flipped over, indicating it is now open to customers::

::a different note has appeared below the sign, however::

It reads:


"For those customers seeking ancient tomes-

We have reason to believe there is a fine shop
run by a Mr. Phale that would suit your needs
better. However, if the bastard feels your book
is too dangerous to be sold, we at The Old Firm
will happily fetch you a first edition of the
Necronomicon or whatever else your little heart
may desire.

Signed,
Mr Croup and Mr Vandemar"

For people who've not entered the shop, a description of the interior layout can be found HERE

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*Callisto pushes open the door, and enters the store*

Anyone here?

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::standing in the middle kiosk is not the usual Mister Croup, but his associate Mister Vandemar::

::he waves his hand, cocks his head, and smiles::

Yes. Me.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Good.

I'm in need of supplies for certain extra-curricular activities, and one of my late teachers held your and Mister Croup's skills in that area in very high regard.

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::deadpan the whole time::

Dead things? Extra teeth?

::holds up one of the bottles of blood::

Lovely wet blood?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*grins*

No, not those kind of supplies, although if do you ever happen to be short of virgin's blood, I know of several readily available sources.

I'm looking more into poisons, more specifically components, tools, and texts for the making thereof. I'm in no real hurry, currently lacking an ready workspace, but why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

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::looks under the kiosk for a moment, and then sets a copy of "Primer on Poisons" on the counter in front of him::

Contact, Digested, or Injected?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Injected leaves too many marks, and the food doesn't need any help to be hazardous to human health, so I guess that leaves Contact.

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Do you want them dead, sleeping, sick, or is it severe nerve damage you want? ::looks over the shelf:: We do seem to have all in stock.

Please be very clear. Accidental deaths are always fun unfortunate.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Sleeping, preferably with disorientation and heightened susceptibility to suggestion upon awaking. Untraceable too, if you can manage it.

I've just remembered that some friends of mine are planning a little bit of fun for which something along those lines is necessary.

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::grabs a bottle from the shelf::

Straight from the garden of Rasputin himself.

::grabs the book as well, and hands them over::

For this all we want is proof of the evil deed done well. Non-digital pictures.

Please stop by again.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*takes the bottle*

I have no doubt I will Mister Vanderman. Give my regards to your partner.

*leaves the store*

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[ooc: Oooh, this means WAR!]

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[ooc: And these guys don't believe in any Geneva Convention, heheh]