An unmarked police car pulls up in front of the Kwik Stop

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

Detective Briscoe steps out of the car and spies silent_robert and immorrisday leaning against the wall.

"Well, well, well. Looky here. Seems we've got a couple loiterers."

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[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

Mike gets out of the car and shrugs.

"That's a searchable offense right?"

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

"You know what? I think you're right."

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

Mike grabs immorrisday and and throws him up against the wall.

"Up against the wall."

Points at silent_robert

"You too fat-boy".

[immorrisday.livejournal.com]

*is thrown into the wall*

What'd we do?

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

Mike starts patting down Jay.

"Oh I'm sure we can find..."

Mike pulls out a couple bags of weed. He give his trademark shark grin.

"Something."

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

"Well now. Looks like we got posession with an intent to distribute."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

::blinks. Cigarette drops from his mouth. Turns around and puts his hands against the wall, and spreads his legs::

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

Lenny laughs.

"Look at this guy? He already knows the drill."

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

"All right boys... let's make this easy."

Holds up photo:



"We're looking for this kid, washwaslaconic. If you happen to know something, we might be willing to let you go.

[dantesdayoff.livejournal.com]

Dante steps out of the shop with a shit-eating grin on his face.

"It's about time you guys showed up."

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

"Watch it butt-munch. We've heard reports about you selling cigarettes to minors."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

::turns around, points at Dante, makes a gesture indicating smoking, then waves his about waist height, nods vigorously::

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

"All right boys... let's make this easy."

Holds up photo:



"We're looking for this kid, washwaslaconic. If you happen to know something, we might be willing to let you go.

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

::looks over at Jay, totally confused::

::looks at the photo::

::looks at the officers::

::looks back at Jay::

[immorrisday.livejournal.com]

I just got here yesterday

*looks at Bob*

Why should we know stuff like this?

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

::hangs his head in shame::

You make something up, fuckmook!

::looks at the photo, and then points in a random direction... which happens to be Aziraphale's Book Shop::

::nods, points at his eyes, and then points at the shop again::

[immorrisday.livejournal.com]

*shakes his head and grabs Silent Bob by the arm, making a run for it*

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

Mike grabs Jay and throws him against the wall again.

"You guys don't no squat, do you?"

[immorrisday.livejournal.com]

"Hey police brutality. Write this down lunch box."

*looks at Mike*

"Man I got no idea what you're talking about, I just got here last night on account of a bad hitchhiking incident with this guy that wanted to eat my liver. I just met up with this tubby bitch late last night."

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

::points at Jay, nods::

::looks back at the police officers, giving a sad-puppy "no one would want to hurt this guy" face::

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

[OCC: LMAO]

Logan rolls his eyes.

"Get the fuck outta here."

Mike turns towards his partner.

"Come on Lenny. Let's go interview some rich JD's.

[immorrisday.livejournal.com]

*smirks a little*

Nice, Lunchbox. Get me a ciggarette.

*fixes his Snoogans cap and his jacket which got messed up from being thrown around*

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

::when the fuzz cops are out of earshot::

Fuckers took our weed!

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

[OOC: It's for medicinal purposes.]

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

[ooc: omg. You totally just insprired the worst best plan ever. Stay Tuned.]

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Aw Crap! It going to be Mallrats II isn't it!? I watch with baited breath.]

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

[ooc: It already went down HERE (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/5183.html), actually. Heheh.]

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

What about you? Do you know anything about this kid?

[dantesdayoff.livejournal.com]

I don't know him from a hole in the ground. If you ask me these numbnutts (*Waves at silent_rob and immorrisday) wouldn't be able to tell you anything.

Why don't you stop pushing away my business and go harass those rich kids at the school. All the heavy artillery they carry around someone must have done something.

[randal--graves.livejournal.com]

*comes out of the video store at all the noise, just in time to see Jay thrown up against the wall* I knew I shoulda brought a camera with me today.

*yells to the pair* Remember boys, don't drop the soap!

[det-mlogan.livejournal.com]

Mike squints at Randall and holds up a photo.

This guy look familiar to you?



His name is washwaslaconic and has been missing or several days.

[randal--graves.livejournal.com]

*squints at the photo* Nope, can't say I've seen him.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((OOC: OH MY GOD.))

[det-lbriscoe.livejournal.com]

[OOC: To protect and Serve *g* ]

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

(ooc: I second the Doctor. *dies* Whee, Lenny and Mike are in town!)

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

_{[ooc: LENNY!!!! and Mike!! yayyy!]}

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

[pubkeeper.livejournal.com]

((*is also in hysterical fits of laughter*))

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

((I read that there was a thought to make some disappearance plot out of the cancelled LJs... so fun to see it happening!))

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Just when I think we've seen the best character ideas ever, somebody comes along and thinks of even better ones. Bravo! Bravo, I say! God I love Fandom High.]

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

Broots was hurring on his way to Physics when he saw the two cops.

Erp.