Babysitter Wanted

[bridekiddo.livejournal.com]

*tacks up on telephone poles and some shop windows*

Babysitter Wanted.

Must love playing games with a high energy but very intelligent little girl.

Must be a pleasant person.

Must not mind watching showgun assassin or playing toy guns.

Must be able to cut off crusts from sandwiches.

If Interested, contact Beatrix Kiddo.

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[considers applying, just for the hell of it]

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

[Also considers applying as he believes himself to be very good with children, decides against it on the grounds that allowing children to play with guns leads to them becoming adults who play with guns, realizes where he is currently residing, feels a headache coming on, and goes back inside to take a nap]

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

::Considers sending Chewie to apply. Reconsiders both of them on the "pleasant" requirement::

::wanders on in boozy fog::