Our Lady of Craggy Island

[feck-arse-girls.livejournal.com]

A handsome young man with a foolish grin on his face is pushing a wheelchair. The young man is dressed as a priest, although he wears a bright red knitted tanktop over his black clothing.

In the chair sits an ancient wreck of a priest, stinking of cheap alcohol and furniture polish.

They emerge from the side of the church, and approach the large noticeboard outside. The elderly priest in the chair rises shakily to his feet and pins a notice to the board.

The notice reads as follows:

Our Lady of Craggy Island Roman Catholich Church Mass 10pm Saturday 8am 11am 3pm Sunday Weddings - Baptism - Funerals Confessional by arrangement

He collapses heavily into the chair once more, and the young priest pushes him down the road towards the nearby Parochial House. The young man asks his elderly charge if there's anything he wants to do.

The answer is immediate and vigorous.

Drink! Drink!

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[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*reads board*

*figures it's a public board and pins a few business cards on*

*continues on to class*

[feck-arse-girls.livejournal.com]

The elderly priest emerges from the front door of the parochial house and shuffles along the road to the church. He sees the cards pinned to the board and takes one down. He peers at it closely.

His good eye lights up. A huge smile breaks out. He spreads his hands and beams at the heavens in gratitude.

He pockets the card, and walks up the road with a spring in his step.