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the4thsister.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomtownies2005-09-15 04:00 pm
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Black Books Thursday Afternoon
*Paige walks in to the shop yawning, she clearly didn't sleep much last night*
*She sees Bernard asleep behind the desk and decides against waking him*
Manny!
*She sees Bernard asleep behind the desk and decides against waking him*
Manny!

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Paige! I was worried about you. You look tired. I've got a spare key for you somewhere, and Mr Phale wants to talk to you about some books you want him to order.
He gives her a big smile.
It's so good to see you. I haven't seen you for two days. *pout* How have things been?
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cute blond men to flirt withclasses and stuff.I'll go see Mr Phale later.And things have been great thanks *Paige grins thinking about last night with Draco*
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sandwich... *thinks of the reaction from the ducks (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtownies/28463.html)* a glass of wine?no subject
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He brushes some books off a chair. They fall to the ground, where they knock over another leaning tower of books. These, in their turn, fall against the back of a free-standing bookcase which suddenly isn't standing any more. The bookcase falls over with painful slowness, shedding books in all directions as it topples, finally crashing to the ground bare inches from Bernard's chair. Manny watches the disruption develop in a stunned silence. When all is settled, he shakes his head and looks down. He's momentarily startled to discover he's holding a chair, and then suddenly realises why.
Ah! Oh, your chair.
He places the chair for her. Bernard slumbers on, oblivious.
He starts to pick up the books.
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It's more the extracurricular stuff really and erm I'll pass on the coffee then. Would you like a hand with the books?
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Manny isn't listening, he's too busy scurrying around on his hands and knees picking up books.
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Bernard cracks an eye open, looks suspiciously between Manny and Paige.
I've had the most AWFUL day. Ever since that *irritated hand-flap* creature in white came in I've been stone cold sober. Do you have ANY IDEA what it's like to deal with this place without the benefit of mind-altering substances?
he comes to an abrupt halt, as a horrible thought strikes him
Oh God, maybe I'm immune to alcohol....
Bernard grabs the bottle from the table and attempts to take a swig. When he realises it's unopened, he frantically beats it against the side of the desk until the neck breaks off, and takes several deep glugging swigs
*wipes mouth*
*catches breath*
to Paige
Who are you? what are you doing here? we're closed. Get out. *points with a quavering finger at the sign on the door, which, indeed, does say 'closed' on both sides*
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Crazy women....everywhere...
Without taking his eyes off her, he picks up the daily cash book, and holds it in front of him in a defensive manner.
Manny? MANNY?
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He lowers the book. slowly.
Bernard places the flask on the desk, and curls a protective arm around it like he would a favourite pet.
hmmph. Iguessyoucanstay....
But I'm not paying you, you hear? This is valuable retail experience you're getting. worth a fortune.
And...and...there are rules.
points at the blackboard up on the wall.
Which is empty since Manny's last epidemic of housekeeping
Well, there were rules. There WILL BE rules. And you'll follow them to the letter. And bring me sandwiches. And...he trails off, unable to think of anything to top the sandwiches
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and I know it's a valuable experience I don't expect to be paid, I've applied for another job for that. Thank you
So erm what fillings do you like, for your sandwiches?
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