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*comes by, needing milk, and business*

Wanna buy some weed, pretty lady?

*looks him over, slowly*

How much are you selling it for?

For free if I can get some...service in return

*smirks*

What... exactly.. are you looking for?

Well, I'm not looking to have something fixed. I'm looking for some fine ass ~~pussy~~ ladies.

*nods*

So how much.. cannabis... do you have in trade? How much is its street value?

It's what? It's weed, it's good you know...you put in a fucking bong and smoke it. I got a lot of it, different type shit too. Lady I don't know shit about street value, I wanna fuck some fine lady, maybe two and I'll give you some of this shit.

*rolls eyes and keeps on walking, a little insulted*

*gets frustrated*

Aww come on lady, help a pimp out, would ya?

*looks back at him, amused*

A "pimp"? *laughs*
oh dear boy.. you have no idea what your talking about.

*hands him a card for Aphrodites Apple, and walks away*
If you ever have cash, come and talk to me.

*Paige walks past on her way to the pub*

Wanna buy some weed, hottie?

How much?

15 for a nickel bag but 10 for you.

*Paige smiles and takes out her purse* I'll take 2 please *She looks at Jay's hat a second* Hey what colour's your hair under there?

Brown? Blond? I don't know I don't wanna discuss hair. Wanna see a trouser snake?

*Paige laughs* I'll just take the dope thanks

*sighs and takes money; handing her two nickelbags as he looks around for Bob*

*Paige takes the bags and starts to walk away, she turns around*

Shame you're not blond, I really go for blonds *winks*

*shouts after her*

I'm kind of blond!

*Paige keeps walking*

ooc - I thought Jay was blond

(OOC: He is but not like super blond, I'd say dirty blond but sometimes his hair looks light brown too)

"All right you two! Up against the wall"

::looks rather smug::

::reaches into pocket::

::pulls out his neatly folded medicinal marijuana license (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/5183.html)::

::shows it to

det_lbriscoe::

Mike Logan walks up and takes a look at the license.

[OOC: BTW almost pissed myself reading that thread yesterday.]

"Well boys... Congratulations. This is a dog license."

Mike crumples it up and throws it on the ground.

"The only thing this allows you to do is take a crap in the park."

What do you think we should do with them Mikey?

If you let us go, Silent Bob here will suck your dick.

::sad Silent Bob puppy face::

::nods slowly::

::gets on knees::

Mike gives Jay a menacing look.

"I've got a better idea."

::produces a boombox, sets it down, and starts playing Morris Day and the Time::

::Mike & Lenny start dancing::

You like the Time? You guys are alright after all.

"Shaddap and dance fool."

::gets off knees, starts dancing::

[ooc: omg. seriously. I need new lungs. Mine just broke from laughing too hard. You guys win the internet.]

[ooc: *headdesk* laughing so hard I forgot to sign in.]

"My jungle love oeoeoeoeo I think I wanna know ya know ya yea what!"

*dances crazy to his favorite band*

Going to let Justice out of prison so she can fuck me?

*Suddenly Mike and Lenny stop dancing and go back into character*

"Using that license to crap in the park and you'll need a colostomy bag."

*Mike and Lenny get back in the car and drive away*

::watches the car drive away, looks back all confused-like at Jay, shrugs, and lights a cigarette::

*looks at Bob, shakes his head*

Now how are we gonna sell dope? You think we can get one of those cards or some shit? Oh well, at least they left the boombox.

::picks up crumpled dog license::

::stares intently::

::runs off to the clinic (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandom_clinic/6790.html).

((ooc: Holy. Crap. Liek. Whoa. God, I'm glad I'm the only person at work today. I am DYING.))

*walks by Kwik Stop, looking for snacks and possibly something less legal to buy*

*Aproaches the Kwik-Stop for...suplies for the night* (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kawalsky/732.html)