Witch Delivery Express: Delivery for The Old Firm

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

When Kiki is finished at bugofjustice, Kiki lands at the door of the_old_firm. She pulls a small package from a basket. It is from a_phale. She rings the doorbell.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/]

::opens the door, sneering::

Our business is already open... ::stops when he sees who is at the door::

What is it? ::continues to sneer::

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

"Pardon me, sir," says a girl in a black dress and a red bow. She holds out a small package and a tiny notebook. "I have a delivery for you from Mr. a_phale. If you could just sign here for it, please, sir."

[http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/]

Oh, Mister Aziraphale is sending us packages now, is he?

::signs for the package, hurriedly in his psychotic handwriting::

::cold as ice:: There. Now what?

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

"It's all yours, sir," Kiki says, curtseying and handing him the package. "He did say it was a bit fragile. Thank you very much, and have a lovely day!"

Kiki swings her leg over her broomstick and prepares to take off

[http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/]

::opens the package carefully, both intrigued to find out what he may find, and also still disgusted by the concept of being sent a package from an angel via an adorable witch delivery service::

[ooc: this whole concept has me laughing my head off, here, hee!]

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Me too!! I'm giggling like crazy. I don't even know what's in the package; I'm waiting for a_phale to post up what it is.]

If the nice man at the law firm has no further snarky objection, Kiki flies away.

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

Upon opening the package, the recipient will find a prettily wrapped box. The box is filled with sugar cookies, all of them in the shape of large daisies with smiley-face centers. A note accompanies the box:

Dear Sirs,

I would like to express my thanks for your kind attention to the new downtown flower pots. It is so good to see the citizens of the town taking an interest in the beautification of the neighborhood. I am certain that all who happened to see you attending to the flowers will be so grateful for your attempts to bring more joy and fellowship to everyone around you. Many blessings to you.

Yours,

A. Phale

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Oh lordy, mad giggling over here.]

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Yes, vengeance is mine!]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/]

::Mister Croup reads the note::

::Mister Croup trembles with rage::

::Mister Croup throws the box of cookies across the street::

BUGGER!

[ooc: O.M.G. You just made my day. ::is dead now::]

[a-phale.livejournal.com]

:D

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki, flying overhead, circles back and watches Mister Croup's cooky explosion. She *tsks* and thinks that it really is such a waste, but she's not about to head back down there.