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Barbossa hits the town
Barbossa walks through the door at Pure Inebriation and heads straight to the bar. He pulls the top half of a solid gold (and totally naked) statue of a Greek goddess out of his seabag and plunks it onto the bar.
"It be 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'," he explains to the bartender. "I'd be most obliged if ye'll use this to pay fer anyone who wants to be drinkin' rum with me to celebrate."
A mug in his hand, he turns towards the door to wait for his fellow classmates to join him. Or anyone else interested in free alcohol, for that matter.
"It be 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'," he explains to the bartender. "I'd be most obliged if ye'll use this to pay fer anyone who wants to be drinkin' rum with me to celebrate."
A mug in his hand, he turns towards the door to wait for his fellow classmates to join him. Or anyone else interested in free alcohol, for that matter.

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"Hey, B. I heard something about free drinks with you tonight?"
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He handed her a glass of rum, then clinked his with hers, "Bottoms up, shot glasses and lasses!" he said, a twinkle in his eyes.
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How ye be? I be Barbossa, future terror of high seas. This be Faith.
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Ahoy, Faith. How be ye this fine day?
*drinks* Arrr, hits the spot, it does!
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I be lookin' to make myself scarce around campus for a while. Perhaps a little grog to help me blend in here?
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Ye be tryin', ye landlubber, and that be good enough fer me. Pull up a stool, tell me yer tale. Why ye be fleein' campus?
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I'd rather take it to the skies than the sea, you know.
Well... I'm not sure how much I'm supposed to say, but
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*squints at her* Yer face doesn't really ring a bell, but ye're probably not in the parts of town I be normally roamin' when I be on land.
Barbossa. *sticks out slightly grimy hand* Pleased to be meetin' ye.
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Oh well, perhaps I only recognize you from some pirate legend or something. Who knows.
Elizabeth Swann *she takes the hand, shaking it slightly, and then rubs it against her dress inconspicuously*
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Get bored with the coffee?
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::turns to Barbossa:: Ahoy, Cap'n Barbossa! May ye always have a strong wind at yer back, a willing lass in yer bed and a full bottle in yer hand!
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Welcome, welcome! Pull up a stool, tell me yer tale.
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Ye be lookin' parched! Come over, get a drink, meet -- *flails for names* -- all of these people!
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I'm a gentleman. I don't
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*whispers* I'm just teasing you. We've all been there, I won't mention it again.
Until you have another rum. Where is that pirate?
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Digging out the floofiest shirt he could find in the boxes, an appalling confection of yellow glittersilk, he found his tightest leather pants. He topped the ensemble with a truemetal bladeproof vest and yellow boots.
Not being on campus, he makes sure his blaster is holstered (safety on) and tucks a gaudy knife with a jeweled sheath into the waistband of his pants.
He had to laugh. He looked like he'd stepped off the cover of some core-world teen's romance holonovel.
He strode into the bar and announced, dredging up the most dreadful low-port Corelli accent he'd ever heard, "I hear there be drinking for pirates here tonight!"
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Hey everybody! What's all this about talking like pirates? I AM a pirate, so what do I do? *big goofy smile*