http://a-phale.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] a-phale.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2005-09-19 10:37 pm

The Park, Sunday Night

Aziraphale can be found sitting on a bench in the park, reading by moonlight and humming happily to himself.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-09-20 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
::Misters Croup and Vandemar walk slowly over to the man on the bench, and loom behind him::

Mister Croup: "What have we come to say, Mister Vandemar?"

Mister Vandemar: "We've come to thank Mr. Aziraphale for the cookies, Mister Croup. Thank him kindly for his ::spits on the ground:: thoughtfulness."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-09-20 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
::Mister Croup struggles to keep his calm demeanor::

Mr. Croup: "Indeed, a baker of cookies and a proprietor of stores. How multi-talented he is, Mr. Vandemar."

Mr. Vandemar: "Very talented indeed. Regular Renaissance man."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-09-20 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Mister Croup: "I suppose you would." ::after snapping, he regains his composure::

Mister Vandemar: "Now now, Mister Croup. No need to get testy with him."

Mister Croup: "Indeed. We are just out on a little... BUGGER!"

::Mister Croup loses his composure completely, and storms off back to the Old Firm::

Mister Vandemar: "Don't know what he's so upset about. I like cookies. With wee little faces and everything. Course, I prefer it when the eyeballs are real..."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-09-20 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't believe Mister Croup would like that.

::looks at the pond::

Ooooh, look at the duckies... swimming so sweetly in their little pond. Just makes you want to reach out and grab one, doesn't it?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_the_old_firm/ 2005-09-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
That'd be nice of you.

::eyes the fleeing ducks::

Pity. Bye bye, Mister Aziraphale... ::begins wandering back to the shop::

[ooc: as am I! I think Neil Gaiman's head would explode, though ::grin::]