A Few Improvements at Championship Vinyl...

[alltime-top5.livejournal.com]

I've just installed the ACME Do-It-Yourself Anti-Shoplifting kit. I've never seen so many well used wooden mallets and 16-ton weights in my life. Anyway, because of this, and the store's new self-check-out system, I can make the following announcement.

CHAMPIONSHIP VINYL

Now open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week

Whether Rob's hungover awake or not

Now I don't have to deal with customers unless I want to. Works out well for me in the long run. Especially if mparker16 calls me up for another ill-advised booty call...

Comments

[chasingangela]

Do I still have a job, or do the wooden mallets do it for me?

[alltime-top5.livejournal.com]

Still need you. Some customers might actually require assistance, and for that, they need mockery. And maybe the assistance, too.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

blows you a long-distance kisssssss with her mind