http://town-me-jordan.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] town-me-jordan.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2005-09-20 12:41 pm

Coroner's Office

Lots of work begins on an old building turning it into a Coroner's Office. Jordan oversees the sign being put up. She thinks she might need some help so she types up an add.



Looking for a few people to help run a Coroner's Office.

Students should not apply unless they are interested in the medical field and can work consistent hours.

We need:

Grief Counselor(s)
ME's
Others

Must not be squeamish around dead bodies

Must have a medical background or psychology degree (for grief counseling)

Interested? Apply within.


Jordan smooths out the sign and puts it in the window, hoping someone will apply. She obviously can't run a Coroner's Office all on her own, but then again she is Jordan, so she will try.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
{OOC: Angelus thinks it's a pity she's discriminating against students. He's certainly not squeamish around dead bodies ;) }

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc: He'll so apply then. Entirely up to you if you want him. We could play out the interview or something if you want.)

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Would 150+ years with hands-on body experience count? Because it's cracking me up that this is the first job in town that Angelus would not only want to apply for, but actually have some skill with. OTOH: he is evil.]

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc: Snerk. That'd be too funny. Okay, how do you want to do it? Should he stop by? Drop off an application and wait to be called? Other?)

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc: Heh. Okay. Will start that in a new thread then, for clarity)

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
(OOC: I hear ya. I'm dying for someone to offer to do a kick-ass Darla for parent's weekend)

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc: Why thank you. =) )
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-20 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I do actually know someone who might be willing...

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[rubs hands together] excellent...
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-20 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
OOC: And she's evil. I've LARPed Darla with her before, and she was the Vampire Den Mother of Sunnydale. It rocked.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OOC: Fab! If you say she gives good Darla, I know she gives good Darla.
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-20 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
OOC: Sweet. I'll approach her.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Angelus is wandering through the town at dusk when he sees the sign. He pauses, a few key words catching his eye. He clearly wages an internal debate with himself, then decides to walk in.

"Hey. You offering a job?"

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Angelus sat down. His eyes took in her and the entire room, clearly trying to figure the place out. "Well," he said, sitting back with one arm resting behind the chair, "I am a dead body. So there's that."

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Few things," he shrugged. "I'm room temperature. No pulse. Don't need to breathe. Oh, and the waking up in my own coffin was a big clue too."

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Angelus," he said, "just Angelus. Though if we're getting the whole Playgirl bio out of the way then let me add soulless evil vampire who likes long walks in the rain, the novels of John Grisham, and can identify what killed a body and why better than most people who are going to walk in here today.

"Well," he amended, "assuming they were killed by another person. Stupidity, accidents, poisons - not my expertise. But if somebody else was in the room? I'm your guy."

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
He shrugged again, sitting forward. "What do you need? I'll be honest, I wasn't in the market for a job. But then I saw your little ad and realized this might be pretty matchy. I could always use the extra credit, and it's not like I'm going to yorp on your shoes if I see one of the more slimey crime scenes. Nice shoes, by the way."

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Angelus pondered it. "Huh. What would you want one to do?"

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"I could try that," Angelus said. "I'm very interested in the psychology of grieving."

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Angelus blinked in pleased surprise. He held out a hand to shake. "Thanks, boss. When should I start and what should I call you?"

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"You got it," he stood up. "When do you want me to start? Fair warning: I'm not much good in the day."

[identity profile] ten-and-chips.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
((The novels of John Grisham? He really IS evil.))

[identity profile] tru-relivesdays.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Tru wanders in and checks out the ad. She's worked at a morgue before so this shouldn't be a problem.

"Hi, you're hiring? I was going to be a doctor but something happened and I ended up working in the morgue instead."

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: Want our guys to bump into each other as long as they're there?]

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc: Please ignore me being brain dead and forgetting that you played both.)

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-09-20 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc: woot)
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[personal profile] fh_jackass 2005-09-20 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ooc: There's a coroner's office?! How many dead bodies are we expecting in this town?]