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[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Needing fresh air after her meeting with Angelus, Lilah exits her office with a handful of papers. She begins entering and exiting businesses and leaving one paper in each establishment. One falls to the ground behind her. It says:

Wolfram and Hart is Now Hiring:

Legal Intern(s):
Must have flexible ethics working hours, no convictions (arrests okay), no outstanding curses that affect others in your direct physical vicinity, interest in pursuing future legal career and prior experience with interdimensional travel a plus.

Day Receptionist and occasional bloodletting:
Typing 70 wpm; Knowledge of Multi-line Phone System; Fluent in English; Dictation, Windows 2000, and MicroSoft Word a plus; Discretion and Virginity mandatory.

Please Contact Lilah Morgan if Interested.

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[teen-twin.livejournal.com]

Mun can not resist...And Connor needs a job


Connor sees the paper on the ground as he's walking through town. he picks it up and reads it, and though he feels a little weird about it, he decides to call Lilah Morgan because he could easily meet the requirements of the Daily Receptionist job, if they're willing to work around his class schedule.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Strolling to the Perkolator for her pre-shift double shot, Shane spies a piece of paper on the path just ahead of her. Her steps slow as she reaches it and looks down, eyes scanning the page.

Her eyebrow slowly arches as she scans the last few words on the printed page. Discretion and virginity mandatory? Guess that counts me out. Really a lot.

Still chuckling to herself, she continues on her way, stuffing her hands into her pockets as she goes.

[[ooc: Sorry, I couldn't resist! *wave*]]

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Don't worry about it. *g* Based on what I've seen so far at this place, I'll be surprised if *anyone* meets the virginity requirement.]

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

[[ooc: *snort* I know, for real? And, even if their characters are virgins when they first get here - I have a feeling they don't usually stay that way, for long... hehehe...]]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*cough*Try the Male Fans of Celine Dion*cough*

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for the referral. Let me know if there's ever anything I can do for you.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

You can be sure I will. If I trusted you as far as I could drop-kick a titan, that is.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Who are the members of the Gay Worshippers of Celine Dion thing, again?

And of course you can trust her. You look like you might be useful someday.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

They have voice-mail (), and many, many Alpha Female friends who will smack you down should any permanent harm come to the boys.

What, and abandon a perfectly good long-term survival strategy of not trusting morally ambigous peoples whom might seek to use me for their own ends?

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Hurt them permanently? Do you have any idea how tough it is to find a virgin with daytime availability who can type?

Can I have it in writing that the hurt must be permanent before I'm attacked by rabid Alpha females?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Around these parts? I can guess.

You think I'm stupid enough to give you written evidence of my involvement in this? Or suicidal enough to make binding agreements in Thrace or Sun's name without their knowledge or permission?